1. Poor guy was born with a dick where a head should be. You can imagine what his nickname at school was! If it was raining out the kids would ask him if he wanted to borrow a
condom...
2. Ya dick head!
3. If your last name is head, dont call your son
Richard!
4. "What ya filming for ya dick head?
Fuck off!"... "I'm only asking for, like, 4 cans ya dick head! Ya fucking dick head!"