diarrhea 

A smelly substance that torpedos out of ones asshole. Reaching speeds of over 90 miles an hour. Diarrhea can come in a variety of colors and is always in a liquid state.

I was doing this girl up the butt and then she had diarrhea all over the place

diarrhea by mastaecbbbestinwest November 14, 2006

diarrhea 

Violently explosive flaming burritos and hot sauce and mexicans that shoot out of every orifice in your body at precisely the speed of light. Has been known to start house/forest fires. You do NOT want to have diarrhea.

Heheheheh, hey Lois, diarrhea.

OR

Man, diarrhea is the worst.

diarrhea by BeauBeau April 23, 2006

diarrhea 

Tabasco sauce on your anus while you poop

10 slices of pepperoni pizza, 4 pieces of chicken, 2 cups of kool aid and I was expecting a huge weight gain. All I got was diarrhea!

diarrhea by blunted January 25, 2005

diarrhea 

The aftermath of eating White Castle.

I got diarrhea from eating White Castle.

diarrhea by K February 17, 2004

Diarrhea 

When an uncontrolled liquid waste squirts out of the anus and creates a smelly mess.

Chad : Wow Kiersten your hair is so silky & it smells so good!
Kiersten : Oh Chad your making me wet!
Steve : Outta my way people I got Diarrhea!
Chad : Well that smell killed the mood!
Kiersten : Yeah and he got Diarrhea all over our shoes!
Chad : Hey asshole get over here Now!
Steve : Yes Boss!
Chad : Clean up your mess!
Steve : Ok! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh My God That's Disgusting!
Chad : Uh you missed a spot!
Steve : MMMMM!
Chad : Don't forget the trail you left on the floor too!
Steve : No problem I just love the taste of Diarrhea!

Diarrhea by SlopNChop April 25, 2017

Diarrhea 

When you truly feel like you have died in the rear.

I had that awful dieArear last night!

Diarrhea by cathieD March 5, 2004

diarrhea 

It's like vomit from your asshole.

I tried to engage my butt's gag reflex with a finger. I soon discovered my anus wasn't truly a mouth and the only common trait shared was regurgitation. Diarrheal carnage ensued.

diarrhea by Bob in Maine December 13, 2010