diaperactive

Being a restless infant, especially one with frequent bowel movements.

Her newborn is diaperactive; she has changed a lot of diapers since it was born.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 2, 2018

desperage

To be desperate with rage.

Fuck, I need to sell my ticket my parents won't let me go to that concert. I'm desperage!

by grandpajenkins September 7, 2011

diaperogative

a baby's prerogative to capture the crowd's attention

I believe that smell is Little Bobby's diaperogative needing changing.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

diaperbetic

A person who shits on them selves who sugar to high so they stay in a diaper

Adjective diaperbetic

by Vampin January 28, 2017

diaperrhea

When you have uncontrollable diarrhea and need to wear adult diapers; or you are wearing diapers and have diarrhea

I just had diaperrhea
Having diaperrhea is just so gross, you have diarrhea inside your gross diaper.

by Billiam Beaver August 17, 2017

diaphragmation

the use of your diaphragm

“today we will practice diaphragmation

by Janeena September 29, 2018