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boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.
by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008
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dingo's breakfast

A yawn, a piss and a good look around.
In other words, I had no breakfast.
by Colleen May 9, 2003
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dangover

When you stop drinking too early in the day, and you get a hangover before you go to sleep and wake up. Da(y) (H)angover.
Damn! I ran out of beer and it's only 6:30. God! I'm gonna have a freaking dangover!
by Kurt 8 Keiner January 22, 2010
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San Diago Thank You

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.
Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"
by NeophileX April 20, 2010
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dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.
Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'
by HollyJolly March 9, 2009
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dangover

The sleepy and pleasant aftermath of eating a rather large meal at Pho Dang Vietnamese Cafe - Winooski, VT
The best part of the meal is the dangover back at the office.
by kobelsem December 18, 2010
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Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.
Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019
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