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Dirty Diamond Steel

Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.
Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.

Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.

Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!
by IDropBombz June 12, 2011
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Diamond hoe

A waste of diamonds

Honestly, nothing else than that, a stone hoe should just be enough for your Minecraft farm
Steve: 'I just crafted a diamond hoe!'

Alex dies of frustration
by IAmNotRobertoGoodbye March 19, 2019
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neil diamond

A type of beer pong re-rack using 4 cups and forming a horizontal diamond (not to be confused with the classic vertical diamond). Two of the cups will touch vertically and the other two will be placed on the top center and bottom center respectively.

When re-rack is called it is customary (but not necessary) to take out a mobile device and play a Neil Diamond song of choice, and win the game before the song is out.
Kev: "Yo dude four cups left. Neil or regular diamond?"

Bart: "Neil."

Kev: "Yo, can we get a neil diamond per favor."

Bart: Pulls out phone. "Coming to America?"

Kev: "You bet."
by BeerPongOfficialRules November 17, 2012
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Slip into the diamond life

Mainly used refering as joining the fandom of a k-pop boyband, SEVENTEEN (CARATs). Seventeen has made and used this phrase since debut in their song "Shining Diamond" and their fans use this phrase all the time since it is special to CARATs. Seventeen refers their fans as "diamonds", hence slipping into the diamond life means joining the fandom (carats) / being a fan of Seventeen.
"Come on let's slip into the diamond life!" "Wow Seventeen's songs is so good I might slip into the diamond life."
by Horanghae :) June 16, 2021
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Diamond Miner

An upgraded version of a gold digger. Gold diggers are mid level money grabbin' hos. Diamond miners are once that really go for the tycoons and billionaires. The highest ranking gold digger. A highly successful gold digger. As diamonds are worth more than gold.
Yo check out that young girl married to the 80 year old Billionaire. Man she ain't a gold digger, that's a diamond miner!

Gold diggers are obsolute, being a diamond miner is where it's at.
by Mikey Mk June 29, 2011
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shine on you crazy diamond

A song by the band Pink Floyd from their album Wish You were here.

The song, is in two parts on the album, but is really nine parts.

Here is how the parts break down:

Part I Orchestra-like keyboard chords, some synth horn.
Part II Begins with "Syd's Theme", the four note (Dah DAH dah DAH...) riff that is repeated throughout this part of the song.
Part III Rick's synth horn solo.
Part IV Vocal section.
Part V Sax solo.
Part VI Odd-sounding synth, then goes into some decent lap steel by Gilmour.
Part VII Second vocal section.
Part VIII Jazzy synths.
Part IX Closing funeral dirge-like synth horn solo.
Evan: RATE Shine on You Crazy Diamond plz
JON: INSTA 10/10!
by PartyCheetos October 16, 2006
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Damonism

"Damonism" is a common term (typically used by Generation X and Millennial's alike) associated with an obese, hippie-redneck from the DFW metroplex area of Texas. It is generally used to describe a pot smoking, kept man's (or house-bitch's) personal philosophy, daily behavior and manners, coupled with his greed and dishonesty. Specifically used as a catchall word for the following combination of words:

Pretentious
Unscrupulous
Bigoted
Manipulative
Prevaricator
Fabulist
Materialist
Uneducated
Unprofessional
Lazy
Hippie Redneck
Fraudster
His Damonism ruined the whole party
She reprimanded him for Damonism.
His Damonism knows no bounds.
If it were not for his Damonism, he would be a good guy.
Just an act of typical Damonism
Damonism is not allowed here
Stop it with the Damonism already
He hit me with some Damonism
by Unstoppable Karma September 9, 2019
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