eye diabetes

A phrase coined by comedian Cal Wilson, eye diabetes is what you get or feel after seeing something unbelievably cute or sweet.

*sees a picture of baby otters*
Cal: Arghhhhh. Now I have eye diabetes!

by PiscisCruor June 8, 2013

diabetes

A disease that you do not want to get. Trust me, it fucking sucks. You have to take shots all the time and you have to have diet drinks.

I hate having this goddamn shit known as diabetes.

by Mr. Obvious February 15, 2004

Dyke 2 Diabetes

An overweight unfashionable lesbian who's so fat she looks diabetic

"San Francisco gay pride is chalk full of dyke 2 diabetes."

by Fat Dyke June 5, 2017

Diabetes

I have it

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have diabetes

by DiabeticPerson January 6, 2021

Diabetes

A condition in which the pancreas secretes little or no insulin - a hormone that lowers the blood sugar level.

I have none for the word. However, I must say that AJ is completely oblivious on the subject.

by Jeremy March 9, 2003

Paula Deen Diabetes

Also known as Type 2 Diabetes. The type of Diabetes you get from eating fattening or fried foods such as those made by Paula Deen.

The doc says I have to lay off the fried chicken or I will develop Paula Deen Diabetes.

by 711kid January 29, 2012

diabetus

A mis-pronounced word by an old fat guy on a horse in a stupid commercial that a lot of people make fun of.

Stupid old people make up stupid words.

by crank May 4, 2005