Deringer Scale

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

by Tw1g December 6, 2010

Dwing Dwong

A sillier and nonesensical word that represents a male or females private parts.

Staring profoundly at the girl in yoga pants ass, Q blurted out," Damn! Look at that--DWING DWONG!"

ass boobs penis

by The96thJ-man October 13, 2012

Delingering

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

daddy dewine

Gov dewine of ohio so basically everyone's dad who lives there

Daddy dewine called a press conference (family meeting) I think we're in trouble

by Bim Tlair November 19, 2020

Delingpole

An individual suffering from delusions of intellectual adequacy.

I tried talking about evolution to a young earth creationist the other day. Man, he was a serious delingpole.

by PaddyMcG May 6, 2012

Dewight

A very annoying yet sexy person. Often confused for an ass whole who just wants to show off and be a beast :P. Few don't know that he is actually a very sweet, caring, and crazy person.

random person- God Dewight stop doing push ups in the lunch line!
Dewight- What! jelous because you can't?

by <Lil French Girl> August 9, 2009

Deving

The art of programming

I have been deving all day. Being a dev

by Devkechi December 11, 2018