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Dwight you ignorant slut

"Dwight you ignorant slut depression is a serious illness"

-Michael Scott
by yesion June 12, 2018
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Dwight Schrute

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific
Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."
by valerie2776 June 13, 2008
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Egg White Delight

The act of waking up an unsuspecting person by ejaculating on their face.
She told me I only could spend the night if I made her breakfast in the morning, so I gave her an egg white delight.
by DRAGONSLAYER May 4, 2013
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Dwight Schrute

AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela
Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"
by Sarah110993 May 6, 2008
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Baker's Delight

When two men twist their limp dick together, resulting in something that resembles a french braid.
My friend offered me the baker's delight. Unknowing of what it was, I accepted the friendly gesture.

A piss-drunk sex move for gay men.
by DrowningInMagots April 18, 2008
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Berried Delight

A piece of bakery, usually associated with a motivated man.
Guy 1: "Hey, want to get a bury the lig- I mean bury the lig- I mean bury the ligh- I mean berried delight?

Guy 2: "No, I hate you."
by ChaosClaw January 11, 2023
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Foodist Dwight

Foodist Dwight is a small YouTuber, he is a member of the Foodists, and he is also a internet troll, he likes to make fun of dead people, and he also likes to go after other small YouTubers and famous Youtubers, just to harass them by using any religions or any ideologies as a weapon to demonize on innocent people.
He can also doxx them by using the website called Doxbin, by knowing their location or their address, their phone numbers or their emails, and they can call the pizza man or the SWAT team by giving them people's address, and he can also create a false documents in order to frame them.
This guy name Foodist Dwight really lacks the discipline.” 🤦 ♂️
by Skoll&Hati November 7, 2022
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