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limp defender

The state of a man's penis that is in-between the hard and soft state. During this time the penis is hard enough to defend the scrotum sac, but limp enough to dangle around. The male's hormones are just slightly aroused, causing only a minor increase in size. The reason for such a occurance is because the male probably did not finish his sexual thoughts or something of the sort. For example, he was interrupted half way through looking at an attractive female, or maybe he saw a woman that actually turned out to be a man, which forced him to stop having perverse thoughts.
Bob: "Im currently thinking about the hottest girl at school"

Bob's boss: "Hey kid get your head out of your ass. We have work to do"

Bob: "Well, my boss interrupted me halfway through getting a full erection, so I have a limp defender"
by Big O 392 April 8, 2009
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devendran

Romantic, smart, charming, warm, he's all that.....
I discover something new about you each time..
by Kate March 21, 2004
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Defender

The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.
My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.
by Effe April 15, 2005
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707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad
MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~
by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021
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idf defender

someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves
A:dude i don't have enough money for an idf defender.
B:Nigga what!?
by Shitastic December 26, 2004
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Devendra Banhart

Devendra Banhart is a musician/artist involved in the freak-folk scene. His music is considered by many people in the indie community to be the most original sound to come along in a while. His vocal range is extradordinarily diverse and he utilizes it as an instrument moreso than his guitar at times. Although initially difficult to understand his sound, once you listen to an album, you're hooked. Amazing sound and seemingly an amazing person as well.
indiekid: oh man you have to hear devendra banhart, he is so awesome.
normalkid: wow, this is pretty good.
by nomoneymehl August 19, 2006
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devendran

Alex comes across as this intelligent alpha male. Suave and urbane, articulate and smooth as butter.
Devendran's the ladies man.
by Sarah May 16, 2004
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