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Can't have shit in Detroit

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."
Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Retroworks May 8, 2022
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Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!
I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!
by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010
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Can’t have shit in Detroit

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit
Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit
by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020
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detroit beach, michigan

Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.

Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has ten kids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.

The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.

Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.
Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand

Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way
by MurderMitten May 11, 2016
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Domepiece Detonation

When you take any alcoholic carbonated beverage and shake it to build pressure, smash it off your forehead and continue to drink it shotgun style
Me: Bro did you see what Fisher did last night? We was so drunk he did 3 domepiece detonations
by Qweeeem February 8, 2018
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dopamine detox

During a dopamine detox, a person avoids dopamine triggers for a set period of time — anywhere from an hour to several days.

The dopamine detox requires a person to avoid any kind of arousal, specifically from pleasure triggers. Anything that stimulates dopamine production is off-limits throughout the detox.

Ideally, by the end of the detox, a person will feel more centered, balanced, and less affected by their usual dopamine triggers. Allowing them to pursue their goals with minimal distraction
Hey alan: im doing a dopamine detox so I can become a successful online dropshipper and not have my mind on boobs

Alan: dude I told you to stop watching Andrew Tate videos It's just a phase...
by Rapidshark112 April 21, 2023
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Detroit Smash

it's when you fuck someone and take all their

money
by Bigred55 October 2, 2019
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