Detexting

To remove all fatal temptations to text and drive.

Why don't you text Linda that we're on the way. Can't bro, I'm detexting right now.

by Ms. Dolce September 5, 2012

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Detectify

The act of detectification. usually dealing with trying to figure out if someone is a man or a woman.

I detectify from my detectification agency 'hawk-Livingstone detectivate' with the aid of my partner in (solving) crime, our sexy French secretary and our lovable but lazy dog scooter.

by cabaretnoise November 5, 2009

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Datextify

Detextify is the philosophy and art of dating by texting.

Datextify if you feel you are not ready to meet her. It gives you an opportunity to make a preliminary assessment before the first meeting.

by OG Crack December 1, 2024

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Detextive

Someone who has a keen ability to decipher, decrypt or determine the root meaning, motive or intention of a text message regardless if the sender is being vague, sarcastic or deceptive.

Example:

Guy: "What are you going to do on your day off today? The usual Fruit Ninja, Trolling on Tik Tok or binge watch Jeffree Star tutorials?"

Girl: "Are you trying to be funny?"

Guy: "Obv 😂"

Girl: "Well it's hard to detect sarcasm over text"

Guy: "Unless you are a Detextive"

by The Nicholas Weston December 27, 2020

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