The complete opposite of a designated driver. A person who always get's smashed and drinks alcohol like it's nothing. May possibly drive you to the club but not back home. If it's you and the designated drinker expect to only have one drink because your driving home unless you want a smashed car.
"Fuck a wristband, lets all do a keg stand. I'm like cheech and chong hittin up the beer bong. When the cops show up they're gonna get the finger and I don't give a fuck. Cause I'm the designated drinker."
by Chantel Cliche November 10, 2009
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*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
*Australian accent* There's a sheila drinking beer and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice fire and there's a fat pig. Okey dokey.
by PHlegmaticul November 29, 2018
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Get the dessimated mug.She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig
by Geidjbsndod November 29, 2018
Get the Destination fucked mug.1. (Noun) A match where you 1v1 someone fox only final destination no items in Super Smash Bros. (Any Super Smash Bros. games can be used, but Melee is recommended.)
2. (Noun) A meme that is used when someone "pro" at the game says their good at it, or similar scenarios.
2. (Noun) A meme that is used when someone "pro" at the game says their good at it, or similar scenarios.
1. 1v1 me fox only no items final destinations n00b.
2. Guy 1: I bet $5 that I can beat you in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Guy 2: 1v1 me fox only no items final destination
2. Guy 1: I bet $5 that I can beat you in Super Smash Bros. Melee!
Guy 2: 1v1 me fox only no items final destination
by Literally Anyone December 29, 2016
Get the 1v1 me fox only no items final destination mug.Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.
Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.
Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.
Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.
by WesternCanadianProud July 25, 2008
Get the Saskatchewan Designated Driver mug.The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.
After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"
"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."
"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."
by robzilla September 27, 2005
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