Desperate eyes

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.

Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."

by Jmarev June 9, 2013

Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.

by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019

desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.

"I have such a desperation kink"

by Jsoevels January 1, 2016

desperate

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.

Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.

by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017

Desperate

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.

Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl

by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019

desperate for that coin

being really desperate for something, usually money. like showing up at work right when your paycheque is ready.

you can’t hang with us cuz you have to work?? damn bitch you’re desperate for that coin.

by knappers May 28, 2023

Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.

Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.

by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020