Depoonhydrated

going an extended amount of time without getting any poontang (pussy)

dude, i havn't gotten any poontang since last saturday!!! If i dont get any quick i mite get Depoonhydrated..

by Mikey D 34 March 8, 2009

Desmond Elliot

A senator in Nigeria that constructed a toilet as a constituency project and a man who doesn't have anything to offer.

Eg- Nothing good comes from Desmond Elliot

by Barrister Emmanuel May 13, 2021

Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.

"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"

by 69 guy May 9, 2009

Desmond Hume

Everyone's favourite Scotsman on ABC's hit series Lost. Married to Penny Widmore and father to Charlie Hume. "See you in another life, Brotha!"

"Who's your favourite character on Lost?"
"Desmond Hume, obviously!"

by BlakeyBoi69 August 6, 2016

Deson Martinez

Henry Millers Husband

"My name is Henry Miller, and my husband is Deson Martinez."

by Svartsjuk January 28, 2021

desmond

A person who is sexy, funny, super cute, wild in bed, a great boyfriend, and a badass.

Wow, Desmond you were awesome last night. Did you see Desmond kiss her yesterday.

by Mike Rand October 2, 2016

destony

female, usually brunette very short and cute, dont take too long to text her cause once you get her mad there's no going back. unless you give her something. she's usually sweet to people that are nice to her, her temper varies depending on her day, sometimes stresses alot, CAUTION. WHEN ON HER PERIOD SHE WILL DESTROY YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF. She has a big booty. very trustworthy, if she says she love you, she means it. will never leave your side as long as you love her for her. call her beautiful every chance you get to, it may not seem like it but she'll be a ball of sunshine in the inside. loves singing in her spare time, if you have trinity as a conpanion dont ever lose her, you'll regret it, trust me.
"oh look its destony, i neeeeed her number!!!!"

Zion: destony so fine I need her number

by Yougurldezzzzz October 15, 2017