Desmond

Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.

“Oh my god have you send Desmond he is so cute!l

by Megan Stringfor June 21, 2021

Desmond

The local public bus service.

GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018

Desmond

That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.

Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?

Girl 2: Yea he shattered ———‘s heart!

Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.

by idek my guy May 31, 2020

Desmond

To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.

You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.

by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo September 24, 2011

Desmond

The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!

Guy: I'm awesome at everything.

Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.

by X Number 43257431 September 28, 2011

Desmond

that one guy...

Desmond get your head out of the shower drain

by oooofinthechat January 14, 2020

Desmond

Desmond is a cheating man. He always lies and never treats any girl right. He may make you feel loved, but he doesn’t love you he only wants your pussy. Desmond is really lonely & just wants a companion for the time being. Stay away from Desmond.

I would never go out with a Desmond.

by BadBitchLay_ May 26, 2019