Desmond 

Another word for a drink. 'a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment'

That desmond is fucking lovely, mate!

Desmond by jh2k September 20, 2016

DESMOND 

a term used in the western suburbs of sydney, typically meant for fat weird men who wear glasses (aka peter griffin - family guy) but has now been socially spread as general insult for people who are just plain weird, awkward and or semi deformed whether metal or physical.

peter griffin from family is such a Desmond

norman from Seinfeld is such a dezzy

DESMOND by urbanmythh October 3, 2010

Desmond 

Desmond is the type of guy to stick his dick right in the girls PUSSY!

You know that new kid that all the girls like, He must be a Desmond!

Desmond by YeetOnThatPussy June 27, 2018

desmond 

Noun. Term used to denote an intellectually slow person of strange appearance and/or behaviour.

"That is so stupid, don't be such a Desmond!"

desmond by webbedfeethead March 14, 2007

desmond 

the female genitalia, vagina or vulva

hey lets get some desmond tonight.

look at that sweet desmond

desmond by tommy f April 25, 2006

Desmond 

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Jacket. Originated from the journalist Desmond Hackett.

I must take my Desmond off, its getting hot in here

Desmond by GeoffH October 2, 2006

Desmond 

Short for Desmondathan

I told you, my name is Desmondathan.

Desmond by Probably Not Steve November 23, 2021