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hufman's theory of departion

the action in which a person leaves a party or formal gathering while failing to inform others about his departure leaving them clueless and apprehensive about his abrupt vansishment from the vicinity.
while attending a party or gathering, one initiates hufman's theory of departion by simply fleeing in secrecy leaving his acquaintances completly ignorant to his dissapearence; this action also tends to piss people off as well.
by PACELITE September 3, 2006
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War Department

The significant other in a relationship usually the wife, who bitches and complains about most any action conducted by the requesting party.
Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?

Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.
by ShaneG September 24, 2005
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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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The Departed

1. A classic film by Martin Scorcese, a remake of the Hong Kong film "Infernal Affairs", starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Mark Wahlberg, Martin Sheen and Alec Baldwin. Follows Boston mob member Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), as he recruits an orphan (Damon) at a young age for his mob.

The movie itself focuses Damon as he works for Nicholson, but infiltrates the State Police, and Leonardo DiCaprio, who is working for the State Police but who infiltrates Nicholson's crew. The film revolves around each "rat" trying to figure out who the other one is, and is a great ride all the way. It won awards, and was recieved with overwhelmingly positive reviews by critics. The film's theme focus on the line between authority and vigilante, cop and criminal, especially during the third act.

2. A film with possibly more usage of the word "fuck" than many films put together
Some great fucking lines from "The Departed":

Billy Costigan: Nobody's fucking searching me, search me for fuckin what?
Frank Costello: Contra-fuckin-band, take off your fucking shoes

Billy Costigan: Fuck you! Fuck you, I'm fucking arresting you!

Ellerby: Fuck yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife.
Ellerby: How's your mother?
Dignam: Good, tired from fucking my father.

French: Fuck it!

Billy: Where the fuck were you?
Delahunt: You're fuckin late, get in the fuckin van!

Sullivan: Just kill me! Just fuckin kill me!

Dignam: Whoop-dee-fuckin-do, you're no fuckin cop!
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Marketing Department

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
The revolution is coming, so I recommended to Jenny that she move out of the marketing department. She laughed at me. Well, my conscience is clear.
by Stargoat August 26, 2013
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Fart and Depart

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.
Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'
by Dr C-K January 18, 2010
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Anti Sex Maoist Department

This phrase is used whenever someone posts something horny in a Communist Server.
Person 1: <Posts Horny pic> CUM

Person 2: Huh? Unbased! Where the fuck is the Anti Sex Maoist Department?
by Red1917 January 4, 2021
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