Democrasy

A system of voting in which the ignorant masses, unable to correctly spell democracy, control the decision making.

Looks like Brexit went through, that's democrasy for you.
Fucking Poles go bak to ur own cuntry, we voted out, thats democrasy.

by someguycalledD June 28, 2016

Workplace Democracy

Workplace Democracy is the application of democracy in all its forms to the workplace. This can include voting systems, debates, democratic structuring, due process, adversarial process, systems of appeal. If this sounds a little left wing, it’s because it is and can pose a risk to the organisation as democratic initiatives can be taken over by extremists and twisted so that they no longer conform to their original intent so that the organisation becomes a toxic workplace.

Workplace democracy can be implemented in a variety of ways, which are subject to the size, culture, and other variables of the organisation itself and can vary from a total democratic system to employers asking opinions of employees without taking into consideration their beliefs and opinions.

There is, however, one point to be made, whatever may emerge during the democratic process in a workplace, someone still has to make a decision, otherwise fuck all gets done.

“That heale Malcolm is telling the boss he is entitled to more leave than anyone else, but the boss told him to get lost.”
“That’s workplace democracy for you.”

by AKACroatalin April 1, 2019

democracy sausage

A staple of any Australian election day, the democracy sausage is a simple, yet beautiful, tradition: a barbecued sausage, laid gently on a single piece of white bread (or a white roll if you're fancy), optionally topped with grilled onions and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Must be consumed one-handed by folding the bread around the sausage, and eaten from one end. Found at polling places around the country, usually primary schools, sometimes in the vicinity of a cake stall.

You: Hey mate, wanna go grab a democracy sausage after we number all the boxes on the House of Representatives ballot paper and at least 12 boxes above the line or all boxes below the line on the Senate ballot paper?
Ya mate: Bloody oath I do!

by artvandersausage July 1, 2016

Isaksonian Democracy

The act of making a less intelligent friend wash solo cups from the garbage.

Hey, J.C., can you exhibit Isaksonian Democracy and wash these used solo cups for me?

by Maui Wowie January 21, 2013

I Love Democracy

The phrase that you say when you like how a vote turns out.

"What's the worst pet to have?"

DOG: 5%

CAT: 7%
A KID: 88%

"I love democracy."

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

american democracy

Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.

Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.

Today's American Democracy would make George Washington cry and Hitler blush with envy.

by PetePabs April 19, 2014

Radical Democracy

A method of democracy that encourages disagreement as a necessary part of the democratic process. Radical democracy holds to the opinion that differences cannot be overcome through rational discourse or formal discussions. Rather than seeking to deter differences of opinion and create absolute consensus, radical democracy is an attempt to utilize those differences in manner consistent with the notion of democracy as a contest between two or more rival factions.

I prefer when political parties agree with one another? If we had a radical democracy, I would have a choice that means something and I don't know if I'm ready for that responsibility.

by Toben_the_Many March 22, 2009