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Get the Deltona High School mug.the white trash capital of florida. beat up cars and hicks along with insane wanna be gangstas. its also the home to confused redencks in 12 foot high lifted trucks with rebel flags waving in the back while blasting gangsta rap. the hicks here are confused due to them being rejects from the northeast, who now think that because they moved to florida they are now southern. try not laughing when someone with a really thick brooklyn accent trys to talk with a southern hick accent. the town is a complete dump. for a city with not one building over two stories tall its the largest population in volusia county. the new pine ridge high school is falling down and the original deltona high school looks like a prison camp.
people who have never been to deltona are sure to get lost, due to the city being a giant maze of screwed up streets. dont stop and ask directions because you may get shot.
they city (and i use that term loosely) is full of angry old people and insane gun toteing maniacs who will kill you or kick your ass just for looking at them. a few years ago a house full of people were murdered because some other local maniac wanted their xbox! he didnt shoot them he beat them with a baseball bat and hammers. he even killed the dog!.
the roads are falling apart and are full of deep holes that will swallow a normal car whole. yet the idiot kids who live there drive lowered junkers that drag the ground on a regular street. therefore you will see parts of cars strewn all over the sides of streets due to them bottoming out.
people who have never been to deltona are sure to get lost, due to the city being a giant maze of screwed up streets. dont stop and ask directions because you may get shot.
they city (and i use that term loosely) is full of angry old people and insane gun toteing maniacs who will kill you or kick your ass just for looking at them. a few years ago a house full of people were murdered because some other local maniac wanted their xbox! he didnt shoot them he beat them with a baseball bat and hammers. he even killed the dog!.
the roads are falling apart and are full of deep holes that will swallow a normal car whole. yet the idiot kids who live there drive lowered junkers that drag the ground on a regular street. therefore you will see parts of cars strewn all over the sides of streets due to them bottoming out.
person 1 where do you live?
person 2 deltona
person 1 wheres that?
person 2 drive north from orlando on I4 till you hear banjos and youre there.
person 2 deltona
person 1 wheres that?
person 2 drive north from orlando on I4 till you hear banjos and youre there.
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by adamdomingue January 24, 2009
Get the Deltonhook mug.This over populated town is home to three basic groups: the Puerto Ricans, the gangstas, and the rednecks.
Lets begin with the Puerto Ricans. They usually sell cakes from the front of their homes (the signs read: "Se venden pasteles.")
The gangstas of Deltona will rob you, shoot you, and/or beat you to a bloody pulp right in public. These people are extremely dangerous and can be easily identified by their unjustified bragging and unnecessary hollering.
The rednecks make up a small percentage of the population and are usually found by the Middle School. It is not uncommon for them to yell racist comments, chew dip, and reproduce multiple times before the age of 18.
Drive-in liquor stores and drug dealers are right by the multitude of churches. If you are addicted to coke, meth, or like your ganja laced with unknown substances, move to Deltona.
While prostitution isn't a huge issue here, there have been a select few pregnant hookers wandering the streets. The teenagers girls here are disgusting, however, so there is no need to pay for a hooker when you can find a 15 year old with bad acne, a loose vagina, and a drug addiction.
Houses sell for as low as $16,000 if you don't mind rats, roaches, and getting shot up. In addition to that, Deltona is full of bad drivers.
Lets begin with the Puerto Ricans. They usually sell cakes from the front of their homes (the signs read: "Se venden pasteles.")
The gangstas of Deltona will rob you, shoot you, and/or beat you to a bloody pulp right in public. These people are extremely dangerous and can be easily identified by their unjustified bragging and unnecessary hollering.
The rednecks make up a small percentage of the population and are usually found by the Middle School. It is not uncommon for them to yell racist comments, chew dip, and reproduce multiple times before the age of 18.
Drive-in liquor stores and drug dealers are right by the multitude of churches. If you are addicted to coke, meth, or like your ganja laced with unknown substances, move to Deltona.
While prostitution isn't a huge issue here, there have been a select few pregnant hookers wandering the streets. The teenagers girls here are disgusting, however, so there is no need to pay for a hooker when you can find a 15 year old with bad acne, a loose vagina, and a drug addiction.
Houses sell for as low as $16,000 if you don't mind rats, roaches, and getting shot up. In addition to that, Deltona is full of bad drivers.
Girl: "I'm from Deltona!"
Guy: "Fuck yeah I'm getting laid tonight."
Gangsta: "Bitch don't fuck with me I'm from Delrico!" *pulls out gun*
Guy: "Fuck yeah I'm getting laid tonight."
Gangsta: "Bitch don't fuck with me I'm from Delrico!" *pulls out gun*
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