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delevated

Pimp status delevated.
by Sam Greenwin January 22, 2006
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deleated

Alternative spelling of deleted. Commonly used to annoy an online Grammar Nazi.
Yo dude, whatch this G Nazi go all ape shite when I use "deleated" on the forum.
by SNL October 21, 2006
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delegatrix

A person in a position of power who regularly delegates tasks to others in a domineering fashion.
That delegatrix keeps passing off her work on others, and she does absolutely nothing.
by Terasaka December 6, 2014
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hand wash the delicates

a term referring to manual copulation of a female, aka finger-banging or heavy petting, sometimes used in the possessive tense
That guy's been checking you out all night; I think he wants to hand wash the delicates.

We didn't sleep together, but I let him hand wash my delicates.
by 'Night Mare April 19, 2009
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delevate

by Lola Graham October 27, 2011
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DELAGATE

To request service from a third party because you're a lazy mother fucker AKA management.
Manager says to subordinate: "I shall delagate this task to you because I feel you can execute it well."
by M. Mushu May 1, 2003
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Stealth Delegation

Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important

Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
by TedDeadMan July 11, 2011
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