Deflector shield

In Sci-Fi, most notably Star Wars, deflector shields are energy fields that could protect starships, battle stations, ground-based structures, and even armies from enemy assault. (Wookieepedia).
The term may also be used as a substitute for the word "condom".

Ben: Hey, Luke! I heard you fucked Melissa last night. Did you have protection?
Luke: U kidding? I switched all power to the front deflector shield.

by R0-GR40 June 19, 2018

Swag Deflectors

When a guy is trying to turn on their swag towards a lady, she puts up her swag deflectors because she doesn't want to deal with him and his phony charm.

Girl: Your friends were trying to get in my face all night!
Guy: Yeah, they were just like "YOLO get the only girl!"
Girl: That's why I put up my swag deflectors. They got the hint eventually.

by torithetigerbizatch January 22, 2013

Spunk Deflectors

Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.

The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.

by The Plumber Jezza J February 8, 2018

Confirmation Deflector

Words used to avoid completely and confidently confirming something

Maybe you’re kind of right about the definition for confirmation deflector

by tbianchi31 February 25, 2019

Deflector Dome

1) A person with a very large, misshapen cranium, and cannot or does not remember or understand basic instruction 5 minutes after they have heard them and acknowledged said instructions.

2) Someone who says, "O.k." or "I will get it done." while staring blankly and obviously not grasping the information given.

3) Someone who has more interest in the bright lights overhead rather than interpreting the pertinent information given.

It's like Mike has a deflector dome!!! All information just bounces right off that guy!

by TheCradle September 6, 2007

pizza bite angular deflector rod

its a bite sized penis, that comes in bags, that u can heat up and then eat

hey, pass me some of them pizza bite angular deflector rods

by sean osullivan July 31, 2003

Ho Deflector

More commonly known as an elbow or the bone under the weenus, the ho deflector is used as a tool to deflect ho's that sneak up from behind. Also known as the Ho Rejector.

Damn did you see Gerald throw an elbow at Sally?
Nah man he used his ho deflector on her skank ass.

by Asshat7 April 11, 2017