Clunge deficiency

clunge deficiency

not enough girls at a party or gathering

boy 1:(walks into a party) theres is a major clunge deficiency.
boy 2:i no i can feel the gay!

by clungeman December 19, 2009

manual deficiency

Lack of abillity to read the manual.

See also rtfm.

< aKa> MySQL question: I want to take two varchar fields and return it as one column. My guess was : SELECT (first_name + " " + last_name) as full_name FROM table
< BlueEagle> SELECT CONCAT (last_name,', ',first_name) AS full_name FROM mytable
< BlueEagle> http://dev.mysql.com/doc/ refman/5.1/en/select.html <= To help with your manual deficiency.

by BlueEagle July 30, 2008

WoW deficiency

When you have been cut off from your World of Warcraft account, either by parents or by the moderators, and the only way to express yourself is to go into uncontrollable rage.
Such attributes are: Guttural yelling, Clenched eyes, severe body spasms, and high-pitched squeeling.

People with WoW deficiency should be avoided, in which a single social interaction can set them off.

Can also be associated with Runescape other such mind-rotting online games

"Dude, why has Faggy Craiggy all messed up today? he had all these seizures and shit during class"

"Oh, his mom cut off his WoW account yesterday, so he basically imploded, so now he's suffering from WoW deficiency"

"Cool! get video camera ready, today's gonna be a good day!"

"Fuck no, get it yourself"

...Awkward silence...

by Baseball Maria September 30, 2009

Text Deficiency Syndrome

A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes

Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.

Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"

Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."

Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".

by JcCongo March 9, 2010

Hipster Deficiency

A medical phenomenon that occurs at Indie concerts, where the amount of hipsters present is not great enough to balance the acousticity of the music. Symptoms include a loss of enjoyment of music and constant worrying that this is the kind of show your mother would approve of.

As I walked into the coffeehouse, I noticed several teenagers severely afflicted with Hipster Deficiency. I prescribed tight-fitting clothing and vintage sunglasses, as well as a healthy dose of underground music on the spot.

by 3xoskeleton April 25, 2010

Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)

A state (usually drunken) when you run out of adjectives in the middle of a conversation and settle for the easiest ones such as "nice", "good, "bad", etc!

Dude, I got so high yesterday I even came down with the Adjective Deficiency Syndrome (ADS)! Everything I spoke about was just "nice" or "bad"!

I always told my teacher that it's not that I'm lazy to write essays, I just have Adjective Defficiency Syndrome (ADS) - this is why my adjectives sucked but she was not supportive!

by Boyfie January 13, 2013

booty deficiency

The lack of booty at any given time. may lead to severe depression, anxiety, a sense of loss, and maybe even death.

Dude if Jamie doesnt send me a booty pic or let me give her a booty rub soon; Im going to have a booty deficiency.

by Lilkc June 17, 2016