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defense of the ancients

an old game, its acronym is dota

it has a fucking sequel jesus fucking christ
Guy 1: who the fuck plays defense of the ancients in 2017?
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Defense Mechanism

When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.

Definition #2 : a condom
I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.
by Sir Sauce September 19, 2018
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Defense mother

A mother with using excessive force as defense for a child
That defense mother shot that guy for molesting their child
by Dove of love June 30, 2016
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Defense eating

Eating you food faster and strategically so nobody around can eat any of your foods.
When Jon took a piece of dessert. He used defense eating so only he can have his part of the dessert
by guest E51 April 20, 2019
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Defense commitments

NATO has defense commitments to one another.
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Israel Defense forces

The military of the country of Israel. They consist of the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The IDF is also known as one of the most modern and elite military forces in the middle east/ mediterranean area. The IDF is unique in that it has a large amount of female service people and it has a very close relationship between the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The technologies used by the IDF are mainly American, but they do use many native weapons, like the Uzi, Tavor assault rifle, galil assault rifle, Negev light machine gun, and jericho pistol. The airforce uses both american f16s and f4s, as well as european fighters. The airforce also use the american blackhawk and huey helicopters as well as the apache longbow attack chopper.

Ground forces use many american technologies as well, such as the Humvee, m4 carbine, barret m82 .50 cal, and other small arms. However, the IDF has made use of different Israeli-made armored vehicles and the merkava tank, internationally recognized as one of the most formidable and modern tanks on earth.

Israel has been a close ally of the US for years, due to their constant economic trade and America's military supply of the IDF. The IDF's current enemies of greatest threat are the terrorist group Hezbollah, the paramilitary group of gaza called Hamas, and many believe Iran as well due to their military aid of these terrorist factions.
The Israel defense forces are relatively small, but they are damn dangerous.
by Sammy22 July 31, 2011
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Shaggy Defense

When someone is caught committing a crime (mainly one sexual in nature, but can refer to all crimes), with overwhelming evidence to prove they did it; in their defense, the culprit denies that they were the one caught doing the crime.

Derived from the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me", which describes a man being caught having sex with another woman by his wife, and subsequently denying that it was him she actually saw.
When caught on video having sex with a 14 year old girl, R. Kelly employed the Shaggy Defense; he just denied that he was the one in the video.
by runfromcheney May 20, 2010
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