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Autocorrect Defect

When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.
Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!
by autosnorrect June 16, 2011
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1 millimeter defeater

a person who has the smallest dick ever, and thinks that their dick is the biggest when it's a millimeter.
Yo he got dat 1 millimeter defeater!! his dick is the smallest one in the team
by 4 fo 4 September 29, 2021
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Beegor's Defeat

Drinking toilet water surrounded by half-naked girls.
- I need more water
- bruh let's do beegor's defeat
by vulpix213 August 17, 2020
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defectivesnivy

I have got a defectivesnivy
by xqwertyuicdbsfdkub February 15, 2019
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Defestivize

The act of taking down decorations after a party/holiday/celebration and returning to the normal decor.
It's time to defestivize the house now that the holidays are over.
by FIDDLESTIXES January 1, 2011
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erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.
"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "
by Snut17 December 6, 2018
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Stupei, Ace defective!

A line said by Yukari Takeba from the Persona series when she roasted Junpei Iori, practically calling him a rat-ass idiot.
Person: You are ugly.
You: And you are a Stupei, Ace defective!
by pass the potatoes February 15, 2020
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