Deedle dicking

The art of attempting mindless, wasteful activities while avoiding more important tasks.

My taxes didn’t get done on time because my CPA was deedle dicking around with his kids baseball team.

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tweedle my deedle

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis

Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.

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The act smuthering yourself in peanut butter, bread flakes, and animal food. Then running around the neighboorhood yelling "Fleedle Deedle"

John: Dude, im so bored. What is there to do.
Nathan: We can just Fleedus Deedle
John: Sounds good

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something to say during an awkward silence, to start a conversation.

Friends: "......................................."

You: "..................Fleedle-Deedle..."

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Man #: You look fly ass hell, shawty, let me do you up!
Woman #: Don't nobody want that teedle deedle, get the hell on.

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Before you blow a load on someone’s face you run around saying I’m ready like SpongeBob.

I’m ready to cum spongebob I’m going to skeetle deedle

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To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.

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