decoy

Papman's Sidekick

Papman's sidekick is Decoy.

by Tyranosaurus Ross April 11, 2003

Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

designated decoy

The friend that leaves the bar first pretending to be drunk and unable to walk, let alone drive. He draws the attention of the officer laying-in-wait so the rest of his buddies (who probably *are* drunk) can escape unnoticed.

After your buddy passes the breathalyzer test with a 0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled officer asks, "Sir, I saw you stumble out of that bar like you were under the influence, just asking to be pulled over. Are you nuts?"

"No sir," he answers, "I'm the designated decoy."

by robzilla September 27, 2005

decoy drink

A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.

"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"

"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."

by ACNY December 17, 2007

decoy bacon

The bacon that acts as a decoy so certain bacon remains uneaten.

I'm so glad I had that plate of decoy bacon, otherwise I would have no dinner.

by BruisedWillis February 18, 2010

Dragon Decoy

A sort of dragon costume meant to fool dragons who are being spied on. It should be made from fireproof material.

I used a Dragon Decoy to get passed that dragon

by The Isbey August 20, 2006

Decoy Beans

Beans, pinto or black, carried in a pouch used to distract an opponent

*throws decoy beans* " I was utterly distracted by these beans my opponent has escaped"

by Frijole Mexican Mexican May 19, 2008