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dented can

a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.

It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.
by Mike Ouellette December 8, 2004
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Dexted

Drunk texted. When you receive such a fucked up text, you KNOW it came from a drunk dialer.
Haha, no way! I just saw her out at the dive bar. You've been dexted yo.
by IvanaCock June 14, 2011
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Debbed

Another word for "bitched." Like when someone doesn't talk to you, gives you a smartass answer, or if you are a very very bitchy probation officer.
(1)
You are in the waiting room when someone calls your name, holding the door open. As soon as you get close to the door, they slam it in your face. You have been debbed.
(2)
You are with someone of authority (i.e. a teacher) and they drop some papers. You look at them politely and ask "Did you want me to pick those up?" They look back with only their eyes over their glasses and say, "Yes," in a tone of "you should have known to just do it." You've been debbed.
by Beckster_023 August 11, 2008
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DebateDotOrg

A website consisting mostly of trolls, spam, and occasionally intellectual debates. After the great spambot war circa 2015, most fled to other neighboring websites, or were internally displaced. Some refugees were granted asylum at the ports of Create Debate, while others integrated into the chaotic society of Debate Island. Others yet were spotted on the burgeoning website of DebateArt.com, where prominent members still debate and troll to this day. There is less spam though.

Alternatively, this word describes the type of faux-intellectualism that narcissistic internet dweebs use to justify their horribly conceived opinions and flamewars. DebateDotOrg is a state of being that people acquire through being blown full of hot air and self-esteem issues. The so-called "alpha" folks of internet society who probably think that they're smarter than you.
Don't visit DebateDotOrg's religion forum, it'll drive you mad.

Man, stop being such a DebateDotOrg.
by blamonkey April 26, 2019
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Fat Dented

When you sit on a couch so long you indent the seat and it now sags in
" Dad has trouble getting off the couch because its indented, he fat dented it"
by Chevymandan May 4, 2016
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Dented

Getting really drunk.

A cool way of saying "Lets get really drunk tonight"

becomes;

"Lets get dented tonight"

Just like getting: hammered, smashed, dickered, loaded, wasted.
--Yo, wanna get dented tonight at the party James?

-Sure man, haven't gotten really dented in a while

--Alright, i'll see you there.
by kelppp January 7, 2012
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Dented Grill

When a girl has a great body but an ugly face. As in a Butterface.
She has a killer body, but a Dented Grill!
by Miekow July 15, 2004
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