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credit or debit

before completing a credit or debit, you must ask credit or debit sir/ma'am, slide ones hand through the center crack of another individuals ass crack.
yesterday i was asked credit or debit, and i answered debit innocently and unsuspectingly got a credit or debit then a hand swiped up my ass crack. then screamed, "I like it rough".
by bummyland November 13, 2011
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Debit-Card Roulette

The suspenseful game of trying to buy things with a debit card that has little money left in the account. You win if you have enough money to buy the item; you lose if you find you have "insufficent funds" and cannot buy the item.
John lost his first game of debit-card roulette when he tried to buy ten dollars worth of McDonalds with $4.25 left in his account.
by Lutesy123 December 15, 2012
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debitante

A bougie chick that spends all your cash.
That debitante is a materialistic gold-digger.
by DMack2018 February 25, 2018
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carbon debit

The satirical opposite of a carbon credit, purchased to deliberately add carbon dioxide to the atmosphere.
If I buy carbon debits, the flame of the collective rage of environmentalists will cause the global average temperature to rise.
by pifactorial August 6, 2008
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debait

v. To remove enticing morsels from one's line. Can be used in ironic context to refer to removing promises from a presidential spiel.

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Going to watch Trump debait tonight?

No. I have a bomb shelter to dig.
by gnostic3 October 2, 2016
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debit change

money given for your debit account as token of appreciation

money for use for everyday leisure that is in your bank account
{Everybody has a debit account}
We booked out till August! We are well appreciated because our debit change is looking right!
by Scoot2020 March 12, 2011
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Debtitude

You have so much gratitude towards someone that you are forever in debt.
Preston was cooler than Ben for like a week and he had all of these fun things to do. So now Ben is forever in debtitude for being able to participate.

Preston is forever indebtitude to Zach for his brithday shots.

Sam is indebtitude for his butt.

I will be indebtitude to you for putting lemon in my water.
by SouthernlyBrunch April 26, 2015
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