Dead fish 

A grotesque, smelly carcass that lies on a seashore. Whether that fish died after eating our crap or from natural causes, its very sight is enough to make us lose our lunch. Don't. Swim. Here.

After that big rainstorm last night our beach was littered with dead fish. They had their last supper of raw sewage and God knows what else, but I'll never drink the water again.

Dead fish by The Real Canadian August 10, 2015

dead fish 

dead fish at your door?.

i wll leave a dead fish at his door...

dead fish by woman honey April 28, 2021

Dead Fish

Someone who is untrustworthy due to their non-eclectic or basic taste in music; a listener/fan of the bands Phish and/or The Grateful Dead. Someone who is problematic in a work environment for no apparent reason, until you learn that they are a fan of The Grateful Dead and/or Phish.

Oh, don't give that guy the aux. I heard he's a dead fish.

Dead Fish by RuskiBroski August 15, 2026

dead-fish 

What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.

(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"

dead-fish by His worst mistake February 29, 2008

dead fish syndrome 

When you’re tryna get it in with your girl but she’s just laying there like rigor mortis has set in. Not a single movement or sound escapes her body. Usually followed by “I swear it was good babe” when it in fact, was not good babe

“I was ‘Netflix and chilling’ with Becky last weekend and that bitch had dead fish syndrome.”

dead fish syndrome by Asdfghhh April 23, 2018

Dead Fish Handshake 

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

Dead Fish Handshake by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

Dead Fish Mouth 

A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.

By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.

She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!

Dead Fish Mouth by Dex Doom December 19, 2013