Dead fish

A grotesque, smelly carcass that lies on a seashore. Whether that fish died after eating our crap or from natural causes, its very sight is enough to make us lose our lunch. Don't. Swim. Here.

After that big rainstorm last night our beach was littered with dead fish. They had their last supper of raw sewage and God knows what else, but I'll never drink the water again.

by The Real Canadian August 10, 2015

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dead fish at your door?.

i wll leave a dead fish at his door...

by woman honey April 28, 2021

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What I'm going to hide under the seat of my ex's car.

(After getting into the car)
"Is that dead-fish smell me, or is my new girlfriend just in the car somewhere?"

by His worst mistake February 29, 2008

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When you’re tryna get it in with your girl but she’s just laying there like rigor mortis has set in. Not a single movement or sound escapes her body. Usually followed by “I swear it was good babe” when it in fact, was not good babe

“I was ‘Netflix and chilling’ with Becky last weekend and that bitch had dead fish syndrome.”

by Asdfghhh April 23, 2018

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Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

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Dead Fish Mouth

A girl or a guy who doesn't enjoy giving oral. They leave their mouth open and don't suck or move their tongue.

By not doing anything with their mouth or tongue, the other person is getting no enjoyment out of receiving head.

She just wasn't into the bj, I might as well just have stuck my wang in a large mouth bass, woulda felt the same. I hate when I get bad head, damn dead fish mouth girl!

by Dex Doom December 19, 2013

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