Drying my swimmers

The act of wiping up your semen after ejaculating

Be right back bro I’m drying my swimmers

by Marleysj May 23, 2018

drying me out

when someone purposefully dry texts constantly

I can’t believe that she gave a one word response again! I think she’s drying me out

by still on delivered December 17, 2019

d-crying

the act of crying when you miss the dick or are in need of the dick but dont have anyone

Shelby was d-crying because she missed Micheal's dick.

by garbear420nips June 4, 2015

Grease Drying

When you are unable to wipe after a hefty shit so you just leave it there to dry - the ass version of 'drip drying'.

Dude, i was on a road trip and totally had to unload so i went by the roadside but had no bog-roll so i had to do some grease drying!

by Silverlynx April 22, 2019

Drying the tap

The action of using toilet paper to wipe off the remaining drops of piss coming out of your dick after a long, hard leak.

"Hey have you finished pissing yet? I can't hear anymore drops". "Yeah man i'll be out any second, just drying the tap".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

Dryingmachine

Somebody who's sheer presence already dries up every pussy in a one mile radius.

Ralph: Why are dryers not called dryingmachines?
Bella:Because that word is reserved for you.
Ralph:What do you mean?
Bella:My pussy us drying up as we speak.

by Heartsaintgay February 26, 2021