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Davis Dawg

A coolio teacher named Cameron, he likes to play golf and wear dress shoes to work. (church shoes to be exact)
Yo dude, Davis Dawg was totally snappin' on me for nawt doin' my excel jawn.
by BRANDONFLETCHAA December 9, 2008
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Davis day

Payed Sick day, Not show up for work, be a shit cunt.

Tom or Patrick
Fuck work,

I’m weak as piss, I’m going to take a Davis day.
by Fluff dawg May 4, 2024
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National Kiss Grant Davis day

If you know someone named Grant Davis then you should kiss him because hes super hot
National kiss Grant Davis Day is a great day where Grant Davis is real hot and you have to give him a complement
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David'd

To get screwed over a certain amount of money that was rightfully owed.
"Aw crap! I just got David'd out of $50 for my electric bill :(
by 42069vapelife May 25, 2018
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David Bowie'd

To be David Bowie'd means that a man has either:

1. Worn tights without underpants such that the details of their genitals are nearly completely visible to you while you aren't expecting it or,
2. Pulled their pants up so high that said genital details are visible to you.

History
David Bowie was a rocker, famous mostly in the '80's, who wore tight pants (i.e. tights). His pants were so tight it looked like someone crammed squirrel brains down the front of them. His moose knuckles can be seen in almost every photo of him. For an excellent visual example watch the movie "The Labyrinth". If you do ;however, be aware that you will be David Bowie'd.
John: "BRO!"

Bryan: **with his pants drawn up as high as they will go** "You've been David Bowie'd, John!"
by SPC Nobody March 6, 2012
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David Blaine'd

To lose out on a passionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. Or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. Abbreviated version of Blaine'd works as well.
Getting David Blaine'd makes for one of the best true stories ever. Steven David passed out on the couch in NYC. His new friend wasn't having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! Before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that Steven David got David Blaine'd! also; Steve Dave got Blaine'd! SDBD
by Apt. 904 January 16, 2009
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David Bowie'd

Sex move.
The act of poking partner in the eye during or after oral sex. An extremely funy and immature manuever that will guarentee that you will never sleep with that individual again.
Named for famous rocker David Bowie, who is gay, and has two diffrent colored eyes. Speculated that his homosexuality is a contributing factor of his multicolored eyes.
"Chloe got David Bowie'd on her one night stand last night. I do feel sorta bad for her, but if you act like a whore..."

"I heard Jacob pulled a David Bowie on Katy, now she has one green eye and one black one"

"Does Marylin Manson wear contacts, or did he get David Bowie'd?"
by SmackEverything May 1, 2010
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