David's dad

An absent father

David's dad: Can you find David's dad?

by BootyHunter_666 May 3, 2018

David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.

The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017

David’s sister

A phrase to describe a very attractive woman.

Tyler. Ansley is so hot.

Man you could say she’s David’s sister.

by The Original LFA June 6, 2018

David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

David’s tv

David’s tv is a YouTube channel that is annoying as fuck they are clickbaiters that I guess entertain little children that don’t know shit also there mom is a fucking Karen

Hey, David’s tv is a shitty YouTube channel

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021

David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass

Guy1. “What are they doing over there”
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”

by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021