discombobulate

To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates...
A: Don't even try to discombobulate me bitch

by Coopstar December 19, 2003

Discombobulator

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.

by JK_AFS November 5, 2009

discombobulated

Feeling disconnected or unbalanced.

I keep forgetting things this week; I'm discombobulated.

by Megan February 5, 2004

Discombobulafucked

Extremely cluster fucked.

A situation that has gotten out of control.

A fuck of clusters

Strewn around, unorganized

My room is discombobulafucked.

This whole situation is discombobulafucked.

Im discombobulafucked in the head

by Chris Mueller August 2, 2008

Discombobulated

A very discombobulating way to say confused

Just seeing this word makes me so damn discombobulated ...

by LSY August 29, 2009

Discombobulate

Confused, messed up, not in place

I'm so discombobulated!
My brain is very discombobulated
These books are very discombobulated

by Sammi Grantham April 17, 2006

Discomboobulated

Having discomfort with your boobs; breasts are feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Jenny: "Why is Sarah such a bitch lately?"

Fred: "Well, her breasts have been a bit discomboobulated lately."

by Flipflop510 March 30, 2010