Shit Particles

A solid fart

Steve: Hey Matt, i wouldn't eat that pizza. I let a solid one go near that
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.

by OfficialJadrn March 1, 2021

Farticles

fahrt-i-kuhlz
–noun
Flatus-flakes expelled through the anus, usually consisting of solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels. Occasionally contains entire corn kernels.

Naomi loved sleeping in the nude with her husband Ted. Until that unfortunate evening she decided to be the spooner, and not the spoonee. Feeling something warm blow ever so gently onto her leg, she rushed to the bathroom to find brown-speckled farticles adorning her knee cap.

by lenjowery February 21, 2011

Poo Particles

On a molecular level, whenever someone chucks a fart you are inhaling their poo particles

I had a curry last night, poo particles were flying everywhere

by stuey_boy May 7, 2008

farticles

the particles of fart that remain in the atmosphere after a fart has been released

farticles : I walked into the mens room and someone had left a farticle cloud for me to walk into

by mopallica June 10, 2010

farticles

the particles that are expelled from ones ass when they fart

person 1: i just farted
person 2: i know i can taste your farticles

by phoenixofdeth November 14, 2009

ASS PARTICLES

The molecular particles that fill the air and spread outward from the bathroom after a bowel movement. Occasionally, Lysol is used to cover the odor, and those particles form a bond with the ass particles making the odor even worse, and causing the stench to linger.

It's lunchtime, but I dont want to make a sandwich untill the ass particles from the bathroom dissipate, they may contaminate my food.

by EJ877 December 23, 2007

Farticles

the smelly particles of gas emitted from someone's butthole.

Quit crop dusting me, you're getting your farticles all over my food!

by cj jazzyjane January 10, 2017