Darko

pimp, someone who plays your mom when your asleep.

get low and give Darko some dome.

by DARKO December 11, 2004

donnie darko

one of the best fucking movies ever

donnie darko kicks major rectum

by anonoymous726389 October 19, 2004

Darkolepsy

n. Similar to narcolepsy, an ailment where you find yourself suddenly very drunk\ you commonly go from zero to fucked up in quick fashion

"Did you see Brad fall up the stairs? He was fine a minute ago" "He's had a lot of Cold Duck Champagne and his Darkolepsy is flaring up"

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

North Dakovid

North Dakota is #1 state for Covid-19 cases per capita. There are more Trump signs than masks in that state. Can swing a dead cat anywhere in that state and never hit a face with a mask. There are more positive cases of covid in North Dakota than trees.

My dad got North Dakovid because those asshats don't wear masks in that state!

by Skibbysez October 15, 2020

Darko milicic

1. Basketball player that never got a chance to play in Detroit because they are stacked. Got a chance to play in Orlando did ok for a 21 year old. He average 7.6 ppg and 4.1 rpg and 2 blks (with orlando) he should be ok not great but ok

2. With the pistons he was the victory cigar

Detroit is up by 55 here comes Darko Milicic

by JJ Caesar July 5, 2006

Darko

The definition of the word Darko is very complex. Darko is human but still a great spirit. "Darko" can mean different things in different situations. But remember, a Darko is still a Darko and it's not something you can play with. It's or he if you rather call it that, is kind of like a God.

"Oh, Jimmy, have you heard about the new series?"
"You mean those about Darko?"
"Yes Jimmy, "A daily dose of Darko", "Life according to Darko" and "Darko on full time"

by slyngel October 26, 2012

darkout

a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse

don't be a darkout


Tom is such a fucking darkout since he discovered masturbation

by chris carter September 5, 2004