DARKO's definitions

Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.

I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.

by Darko October 5, 2004

Darko

pimp, someone who plays your mom when your asleep.

get low and give Darko some dome.

by DARKO December 11, 2004

beaver helmet

n.

a condom.

trans. v.

to sexually penetrate a vagina or female anus.

_______
American English slang, Californian Caucasian dialect, q.v.

(n.) Put on that beaver helmet.

(trans. v.) I beaver helmeted your sister last night.

by Darko October 17, 2004