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a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse
don't be a darkout


Tom is such a fucking darkout since he discovered masturbation
darkout by chris carter September 5, 2004
Word of the Day on April 28, 2018
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a darkout is a person who misteriously decides not to participtate in an event. They can only manage to provide justification in the form of such responses as "i don't feel like it" or "i can't be bothered". It has been found that darkouts are often a result of the subject harbouring agendas that they fear would induce ridicule.
For fucks sake, don't darkout on us again

tom's darked out on us again! he's ditched us to go with his girlfriend to see the corrs. what a fucking girl bummer!
darkout by chris carter September 6, 2004
Known as the 'Dark side' of Parkour. Much like Parkour- it uses free-flowing movement in which mind and body are unified to conquer the urban landscape.

Although the methods are the same, the teachings are polar opposites. Darkour is practiced at night, reason being it usually involves illegal activity.

Unlike Traceur's, Shadeux's try to leave their marks through acts of vandalism, graffiti, arson, mischief, trespassing and even occasionally burglary, robbery and breaking & entering.

The thrill of the chase is what drives a Shadeux to acquire such adrenaline rushes. Usually their acts result in Police & citizen pursuit in which they use suburban backyards & public building roofs to safely get away.

Darkour originated in the Greater Toronto Area back in 2006, more notably in Mississauga & Oakville due to their large amount of residential areas, weak/slow police force and low security public schools, building and parking lots.

Devils night (Oct 30) is considered the birthday of Darkour.
Shadeux: "Last night I broke into a school, pulled the fire alarm and waited at the front door for the police."

Citizen: "Why in the name of God's tits would you do that?"

Shadeux: "So when the cops arrived I could yell "FUCK THA POLICE" and disappear into the night!"

Citizen: "Darkour rocks!"
Darkour by J-Train March 5, 2010
Darkota is a beautiful boy with so much love to give his special one.

He can also be a little bit of a clown sometimes but we love 'em anyway.
Some random: Dude stop acting like a darkota
Some other random: bruh thats not funny
Darkota by your local hoe <3 November 17, 2019

darkbutjustatwink 

the most iconic lana del rey stan account on tiktok! every other lana stan worships darkbutjustatwink!
you don’t know who darkbutjustatwink is? sorry but i hate you know get away from me!

darkouchiha 

A god, A Legend, you are lucky to even meet Darko Uchiha. if you ever see him , be nice and friendly , if you ever see him with his 2 vros run
OH SHIT ITS THAT NIGGA DARKOUCHIHA WITH HIS VrOS , TYRONE WE HAVE TO RUN NOW

Tyrone: FUCK NO IMA JUMP THESE HOES
Purple: AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
Darko: *kills*

tyrones friend: NO MFFS YOU KILLED TYRONE YOU WILL PAY!

sasori: JIRAYAAAAAAAAA

Tyrones friend: OH FUCK SHIT BITCH!

if this is used in owo define , the person that defines it has a no mega gay curse, so far darko,sahiru.sasori all have the no mega gay curse
darkouchiha by Sahil-ishfacts April 21, 2019

darkbutjustawhore 

biggest lana del rey stan and lana del reys girlfriend. also number 1 dark but just a game listener. carrying lanatok rn
user @darkbutjustawhores posts are amazing. did you see her with lana that other day!! they look so cute together
darkbutjustawhore by saradelrey August 23, 2021
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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