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a person acieves the status of darkout when they refuse to go out on an evening when all theyre friends are going out and they have no real excuse
don't be a darkout


Tom is such a fucking darkout since he discovered masturbation
darkout by chris carter September 5, 2004
Word of the Day on April 28, 2018
Words you can keep
a darkout is a person who misteriously decides not to participtate in an event. They can only manage to provide justification in the form of such responses as "i don't feel like it" or "i can't be bothered". It has been found that darkouts are often a result of the subject harbouring agendas that they fear would induce ridicule.
For fucks sake, don't darkout on us again

tom's darked out on us again! he's ditched us to go with his girlfriend to see the corrs. what a fucking girl bummer!
darkout by chris carter September 6, 2004
Known as the 'Dark side' of Parkour. Much like Parkour- it uses free-flowing movement in which mind and body are unified to conquer the urban landscape.

Although the methods are the same, the teachings are polar opposites. Darkour is practiced at night, reason being it usually involves illegal activity.

Unlike Traceur's, Shadeux's try to leave their marks through acts of vandalism, graffiti, arson, mischief, trespassing and even occasionally burglary, robbery and breaking & entering.

The thrill of the chase is what drives a Shadeux to acquire such adrenaline rushes. Usually their acts result in Police & citizen pursuit in which they use suburban backyards & public building roofs to safely get away.

Darkour originated in the Greater Toronto Area back in 2006, more notably in Mississauga & Oakville due to their large amount of residential areas, weak/slow police force and low security public schools, building and parking lots.

Devils night (Oct 30) is considered the birthday of Darkour.
Shadeux: "Last night I broke into a school, pulled the fire alarm and waited at the front door for the police."

Citizen: "Why in the name of God's tits would you do that?"

Shadeux: "So when the cops arrived I could yell "FUCK THA POLICE" and disappear into the night!"

Citizen: "Darkour rocks!"
Darkour by J-Train March 5, 2010
Darkota is a beautiful boy with so much love to give his special one.

He can also be a little bit of a clown sometimes but we love 'em anyway.
Some random: Dude stop acting like a darkota
Some other random: bruh thats not funny
Darkota by your local hoe <3 November 17, 2019

darkbutjustatwink 

the most iconic lana del rey stan account on tiktok! every other lana stan worships darkbutjustatwink!
you don’t know who darkbutjustatwink is? sorry but i hate you know get away from me!

darkouchiha 

A god, A Legend, you are lucky to even meet Darko Uchiha. if you ever see him , be nice and friendly , if you ever see him with his 2 vros run
OH SHIT ITS THAT NIGGA DARKOUCHIHA WITH HIS VrOS , TYRONE WE HAVE TO RUN NOW

Tyrone: FUCK NO IMA JUMP THESE HOES
Purple: AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN
Darko: *kills*

tyrones friend: NO MFFS YOU KILLED TYRONE YOU WILL PAY!

sasori: JIRAYAAAAAAAAA

Tyrones friend: OH FUCK SHIT BITCH!

if this is used in owo define , the person that defines it has a no mega gay curse, so far darko,sahiru.sasori all have the no mega gay curse
darkouchiha by Sahil-ishfacts April 21, 2019

darkbutjustawhore 

biggest lana del rey stan and lana del reys girlfriend. also number 1 dark but just a game listener. carrying lanatok rn
user @darkbutjustawhores posts are amazing. did you see her with lana that other day!! they look so cute together
darkbutjustawhore by saradelrey August 23, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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