danger noodle

A snake

Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*

by tannerge January 21, 2016

Danger Hair

A woman with hair dyed in bright and exotic color(s) who is also crazy. A play on exotic amphibians and reptiles whose bright colors serve to signify to that they are dangerous (ie, poisonous).

Stay away from Zoey. She’s a danger hair— cute but crazy. Like a poison dart frog.

by BoobDole69 January 5, 2019

Danger Pork

Engaging in the act of fornication or copulation when you are likely to get caught, thus increase the thrill of the act. Danger Porking is usually aggressive, sloppy and messy due to time constraints.

A man calls his brother, Steve, to inform him that he'll arrive at his house in twenty minutes. Steve waits until five minutes before his brother arrives, and engages in a danger pork with his girlfriend. Steve is likely to get caught; in this scenario he narrowly escapes and pulls off a danger pork. He and his girlfriend blame their messy hair and emergence from a dark room as a " just waking from a nap."

by A_Concerned_Brother December 4, 2010

In danger

You.

You’re in danger. Start running.

by Kermitthefrog55 January 13, 2023

armed and dangerous

(1. A way of saying you can and will shoot someone in the hood
(2. One of the best songs of 2018 by Juice WRLD

(1. nigga pull the fuck up I'm armed and dangerous bitch
(2. I love that song armed and dangerous

by VIRGINITY ROCCS October 14, 2019

Stay Dangerous

Staying dangerously active in whatever your goal is. Whether that be protecting yourself on the street or focusing up on life and gaining knowledge towards success that is dangerous to the plan of the oppressors.

“Aight Blood, I’m finna’ pimp back to the basa. Stay dangerous.”

“I see you’re really doing your thing this quarter. You really have potential to be something great in this company. Stay dangerous, they’ll promote you in no time.”

by Throwawaygems June 25, 2020

panty dancer

A man willing to crossdress in order to gain sexual gratification from a female.

John became my panty dancer when he slipped on my thong, exposing his firm ass, exceleratingmy arousal.

by ~XO~ February 23, 2008