gankle my dankle

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

Wee dankle

Meaning little fat man.

My brother is wee dankle

by Singway November 26, 2019

Spankle Dankle

When a girl loves a man so much they procreate and the women licks the mans gaming mouse until he bleeds then they drink food.

She is a spankle dankle because she owns a razer gaming keyboard

by Beazlezye99 December 26, 2021

yankee dankee doodle shyte

An utterly useless person

Fuck off you fat useless sack of fucking yankee dankee doodle shyte

by Mutyr March 7, 2019

hooded dangler

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

doo dangle

A small piece of poo that remains dangling from your anus after you've finished taking a shit.

Often remains "unpinchable" and can only be cured with the manual use of toilet paper and hand-to-dangle contact.

Dammit, I think I've got a doo dangle.

by Mensch39 January 2, 2015

Angles and Dangles

A series of maneuvers which a submarine crew exercises to prove their readiness for sea. The intent is to verify proper stowage of all items. Shortly after deployment, once a submarine has reached deep water, this exercise is performed and the sub repeatedly dives and rises at increasingly steeper angles. If an item is improperly stowed it will shift (or dangle) and generate noise. Since silence is of utmost importance during a submarine's mission these maneuvers are often performed during inspections to show high ranking officers that the crew has the appropriate concern for the Ship's mission. On rare occasions these maneuvers are performed for spectators (or riders), and in this case they serve a dual purpose; still proving a ships readiness for sea, but also demonstrating the capabilities of these magnificent warships.

Pot and pans, in the ship's galley, could be heard clanking by sonar during angles and dangles, indicating that the cooks were not properly prepared for a silent mission.

by Paul Riggs October 15, 2003