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Burden of Damascus

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.
I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.
by Damascus Dan August 22, 2020
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Damascus

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.
Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!
by imar December 28, 2007
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damado

Very sweet; one who loves to satisfy others and put another first before own self; Faithful
Damado is so wonderful
by rico hall April 6, 2015
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Damnsome

Looking/being damn handsome. Exceptionally handsome, dashing etc...
Fred is looking pretty damnsome these days.

That person over there is clearly sucking up all the damnsome in the room.
by Jernobyl February 26, 2011
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Damasek

A damasek refers to a dean or supervisor at a school who is extraordinarily strict.

Used as a verb, to damasek is to apply strict rule over a body of students. Often, rules will be enforced that have no logical ramifications, but nothing can be done because a damasek is nearly omnipotent in control over a student body.
Student 1: I was using my phone to check my email and see if I had any homework, but it got taken away!
Student 2: Did it get damasek'd?
Student 1: Yeap.

Student: Mom, today the damasek at school took away my phone.

Mom: Why?! We've not very rich and we've worked so hard to pay for your phone bills!
Student: I told her that, but she wouldn't listen!
by AnAverageStuyGuy October 4, 2011
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Damascus

A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.
1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".
by Mitch2742 April 27, 2006
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damsong

the word damsong means that you can hear a song that you have not heard in years and instantly hate it.
ohh nice song... no not this damsong
by rjl1995 December 17, 2008
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