dialup

An internet connection which is not worth paying for. It is incredibly horrible and I am a victim of the disease of dialup. :(

- Man your connection sucks
- Dialup
- ohhh

by nick alvinaotr January 11, 2005

Lower Dauphin High School

Lower Dauphin High School (LD) is one of the worst schools in the United States located in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania. Many students refer to LD as Slower Dauphin. Mostly white kids who are wiggers populate the school district as well as Ugly Sluts/Whores, Idiots and Trailer Trash. Some Principals at LD can not read English or any other language, the teachers often lose your work and the students are generally assholes. A group of people who hate LD made a group on Facebook, "LD, I rape the future" and some pictures that have the slogan "Lower Dauphin High School, Where your dreams go to die" have shown up around the internet. In spring of 2009 a teachers kid was caught snorting Adderall in one of the bathrooms. Many of the students at LD who do drugs get caught, The smart ones usually do not get caught. Drugs usually are the only thing that makes LD less of a nightmare. The food served at LD is usually low grade meat, pesticide saturated vegetables and greasy cookies. Most food items are under cooked. This asbestosis filled building is not a suitable learning environment and is truly not a place any parent should have to send their kids.

"Do you go to Lower Dauphin High School?"

"Hell no, Fuck Slower Dauphin"

by MtnDewFiend July 21, 2009

dirty dalpe

1.the act of self fist-fucking while self-sucking.
2.To eat cereals (lucky charms) with beer and with a fork.

1.As I entered the frat room, all the boys were dirty dalpeing so I joined the group.
2. I was so hungry at the end of the party that I ate a dirty dalpe.

by Méotruchon December 14, 2008

Dalip

A person who has elongated sexual stamina

He is such a dalip when it comes to sex, huh Alissa?

by Halle Berry November 5, 2003

drlupo

DrLupo is a guy that loves throwing Impulse Grenades at Ninja, either because he wants to, karma, or he’s just a bitch.

Use code: DrLupo in the item shop or he’ll impulse nade you

by DannyBoisDiscord May 11, 2019

dalspurt

To change the background on someone's computer to something pornographic or disgusting.

Dammit, Jeremy, stop dalspurting my laptop.

by Alaric July 17, 2003

dauphinee

A French last name, altered spelling of French Dauphiné. A really rare last name that people miss pronounce a lot, especially public school teachers.

She’s French, “oh she might be a Dauphineeи”

by Ñame December 14, 2020