When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
A.K.A:
The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.
cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
Get the Dairy Smorgasbord mug.When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012
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Someone Who is Cool, Or A Good Bloke.
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Someone Who is Cool, Or A Good Bloke.
*What's Going On Dard?*
*We Drinking Tonight Or What Dard?*
OR
Person 1: Give Us A Smoke Bruv?
Person 2: Yeah Dard..
OR
Person 1: Whats Going On My Dard?
Person 2: Not Much Dardy!
*We Drinking Tonight Or What Dard?*
OR
Person 1: Give Us A Smoke Bruv?
Person 2: Yeah Dard..
OR
Person 1: Whats Going On My Dard?
Person 2: Not Much Dardy!
by Tha Cro January 7, 2013
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Get the deirdre mug.Daire is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is do thoughtful and caring. He is hilarious and has the dad jokes down to a T, you try not to but you cant help but laugh at them! He is sexy as hell and is the best sex you'll ever have. He is the FULL package. He is THE one.
Girl: Hows your boyfriend?
Girl 2: He is amazing. He's The One for sure, he's such a Daire!
Boy 1: I need help moving house
Boy 2: I'll help you man, no problem
Boy 1: Thanks Lad, you're such a Dáire!
Girl 2: He is amazing. He's The One for sure, he's such a Daire!
Boy 1: I need help moving house
Boy 2: I'll help you man, no problem
Boy 1: Thanks Lad, you're such a Dáire!
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by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
Get the Dairy Smorgasbord mug.Deirdre or Derdriu is the foremost tragic heroine in Irish mythology. Her story is part of the Ulster Cycle.
Deirdre was the daughter of Fedlimid mac Daill, a bard. When she was born, Cathbad the druid prophesied that she would be very beautiful, with twisted yellow tresses and mesmerizing grey-green eyes, but that kings and lords would go to war over her, and Ulster's three greatest warriors would be forced into exile for her sake. Conchobar mac Nessa, king of Ulster, decided to have her brought up in seclusion by Leabharcham, an old woman, and marry her when she was old enough. However, she met, fell in love with, and eloped with Naoise, a handsome young warrior, hunter and singer, accompanied by his two brothers--the sons of Uisnech. They fled to Scotland, but wherever they went the local king would try to kill Naoise and his brothers so he could have Deirdre. Eventually they ended up on a remote island, where Conchobar tracked them down.
"Deirdre's Lament", drawing by J.H. Bacon, c.1905.He sent Fergus mac Róich to them with a message of safe conduct home, but on the way back to Emain Macha Fergus was waylaid, forced by his personal geis to accept any offer of hospitality. He sent them on to Emain Macha with his son to protect them. After they had arrived, Conchobar sent Leabharcham to spy on Deirdre, to see whether or not she had lost her beauty in her long years of travel. Leabharcham, trying still to protect Deirdre from a marriage to Conchobar, told him she had lost all her beauty. However, Conchobar had sent another spy, Trendhorn, who told him that Deirdre was as beautiful as ever, although not before having his eye put out by a silver chess piece, thrown by Naoise. The next day, Naoise and his brothers, Ardan and Ainle, faced Conchobar outside Emain Macha, aided by a few Red Branch Knights, before Conchobar evoked their oath of loyalty to him and had Deirdre dragged to his side. At this point, Éogan mac Durthacht threw a spear, killing Naoise, and his brothers were killed shortly after. Fergus and his men arrived immediately after this. He was outraged by this betrayal of his word, and went into exile in Connacht, and fought against Ulster for Ailill and Medb in Táin Bó Cúailnge (the Cattle Raid of Cooley).
Frustrated by Deirdre's lack of love for him, Conchobar offered her to Éogan mac Durthacht, the man who'd murdered Naoise. She committed suicide by leaning out of her chariot and dashing her head against a rock. In some versions of the story, she died of grief.
Deirdre was the daughter of Fedlimid mac Daill, a bard. When she was born, Cathbad the druid prophesied that she would be very beautiful, with twisted yellow tresses and mesmerizing grey-green eyes, but that kings and lords would go to war over her, and Ulster's three greatest warriors would be forced into exile for her sake. Conchobar mac Nessa, king of Ulster, decided to have her brought up in seclusion by Leabharcham, an old woman, and marry her when she was old enough. However, she met, fell in love with, and eloped with Naoise, a handsome young warrior, hunter and singer, accompanied by his two brothers--the sons of Uisnech. They fled to Scotland, but wherever they went the local king would try to kill Naoise and his brothers so he could have Deirdre. Eventually they ended up on a remote island, where Conchobar tracked them down.
"Deirdre's Lament", drawing by J.H. Bacon, c.1905.He sent Fergus mac Róich to them with a message of safe conduct home, but on the way back to Emain Macha Fergus was waylaid, forced by his personal geis to accept any offer of hospitality. He sent them on to Emain Macha with his son to protect them. After they had arrived, Conchobar sent Leabharcham to spy on Deirdre, to see whether or not she had lost her beauty in her long years of travel. Leabharcham, trying still to protect Deirdre from a marriage to Conchobar, told him she had lost all her beauty. However, Conchobar had sent another spy, Trendhorn, who told him that Deirdre was as beautiful as ever, although not before having his eye put out by a silver chess piece, thrown by Naoise. The next day, Naoise and his brothers, Ardan and Ainle, faced Conchobar outside Emain Macha, aided by a few Red Branch Knights, before Conchobar evoked their oath of loyalty to him and had Deirdre dragged to his side. At this point, Éogan mac Durthacht threw a spear, killing Naoise, and his brothers were killed shortly after. Fergus and his men arrived immediately after this. He was outraged by this betrayal of his word, and went into exile in Connacht, and fought against Ulster for Ailill and Medb in Táin Bó Cúailnge (the Cattle Raid of Cooley).
Frustrated by Deirdre's lack of love for him, Conchobar offered her to Éogan mac Durthacht, the man who'd murdered Naoise. She committed suicide by leaning out of her chariot and dashing her head against a rock. In some versions of the story, she died of grief.
Poor Deirdre.
by reddest October 13, 2008
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