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Daily Mail

A British tabloid newspaper, known for its extreme right-wing views, and obsession with things that cause cancer (almost everything) and things that prevent or cure cancer (the same things that cause it, but in a different edition).

Its single redeeming feature is the Saturday TV supplement, which is surprisingly good and comprehensive.
The Daily Mail says that red wine prevents cancer!

The Daily Mail says that red wine causes cancer!
by Beermat May 17, 2017
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Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour!" "Tories to save universe!" "Holyrood SCANDAL!"
"Ban this sick filth!"
by Dayv March 3, 2004
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a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.
before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic

when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail
by chimpypete February 14, 2008
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A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.
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by JAWZ August 4, 2005
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Daily Mail binge

A temporary period marked by excessive reading of the daily mail, often to the detriment of more pressing tasks and matters.
"Have you seen his web history? It's article after article of the Kardashians, Taylor swift, 'posh and becks,' and Kate."

"yeah, he has the occasional Daily Mail binge."
by Josh G July 8, 2014
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The Daily Mail

1.An awful newspaper with bad,bad jounalism.
It supported the nazis (no joke),is anti-abortion,anti-imigration,racist and homophobic.
Only last week it attacked My Chemical Romance and other such emo bands in a manner reminiscent of post-Columbine articles about Marylin Manson.The aricle claimed the band promote self harm and warned parents about the "dangerous" emo cult. Incredibly,it also caled Green Day emo.
In short,if The Daily Mail had it's way all teenagers would be locked up,the BNP would rule the country and we'd all wear swastikas.
2.A story made up of unbelievable lies is often reffered to as "Daily Mail-esqe"
" The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry)."

"The courting of misery and death is a long-established teenage tradition. How many bedroom walls have been plastered with posters of drippy pre-Raphaelite heroines, or Marc Bolan or Kurt Cobain?"

"But compared to the music, the poetry is positively cheerful. The Gothic bands have names such as Bloody, Dead And Sexy or Colder Than Death."

Qoutes from The Daily Mail.
2."And then the black guy stole my baby and the gay man shot my husband and then the emo kid commited suicide right there in front of me!"
"Are you from The Daily Mil?"

FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!
by bandanasrerad August 31, 2006
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Hull Daily Mail

A very sensationalist tabloid that thrives off of gormless people buying its so-called newspapers and has a habit of covering spam articles rather than news itself which it is supposed to!

HDM are also known to delete peoples comments without merit; for some reason they hold commenters to a much higher standard than their own editorial articles! I'm not sure wherever that should be seen as a compliment or an insult.
Oh Hull Daily Mail has deleted my comment AGAIN? wtf is wrong with this stupid waste of space tabloid and yet they post another spiel about what Aldi is selling WTF! if we post about this shit, they quickly remove it... shit propaganda paper should go bust.
by TV sucks November 3, 2017
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