dadhole

n: A father who is fed up with the new way to parent. Sick of car seats with expiration dates, sippy cups, months and months of diaper changing. Tired of having to do parenting duties he's not evolutionarily designed to do: see, cooking, grocery shopping, attending kid's birthday parties, child rearing etc

synomyn; everything Don Draper ("Mad Men") isn't.

They are a nice couple but he's a bit of a "dadhole." What I mean is, he doesn't like to change diapers, complains about the price of daycare and can't believe his wife can't sew.

by dadholeno1 October 23, 2011

dadolescent

An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.

Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016

Dadless

It’s a me, Mario

Look at that dadless rhakkafumbus

by DadlessCripple666 June 29, 2019

DADALEE

Meaning someone of great clout and that likes pineapple.

WOW! don ball is such a dadalee! He loves that pineapple!
WOW! He loves getting that clout hes such a dadalee!

by DADALEE 1/3 April 18, 2019

Daddles

Daddles is an 1800's term meaning 'hands'. Though it may not really be necessary to have a slang term for hands, Victorians clearly enjoyed changing it up a little occasionally.

“Make sure you wash your daddles before we eat.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

daddle

(Noun) Name for the female genital zone.

As in "That chick diddled her daddle."
Or, "Mary likes to diddle with her daddle all the diddle-long day"

by DMS March 14, 2005

daddler

a dad that is bald (or going bald) and very child-like who thinks dad jokes are cool but has mastered nothing but grilling

did you see that photo of merissa? she looked like a complete daddler.
yeah, she only knew how to grill how embarrassing!!

by radxsarah March 22, 2016