ducking

to put the tips of your fingers and thumb together to make the shape of a duck's head, and inserting it into another person's orifice, most commonly the butthole.

"That bitch was so tight I had to duck her before I could get it in."

"One finger only please, stop ducking me!"

by drinkmylemonade February 16, 2010

Ducking

Identical to dogging apart from the fact it takes place on a water vessel.

dogging carping piking

As Carrie stepped upon the Coronenberg, she knew she about to have the ducking experience of a lifetime...

by Razzle August 21, 2004

Ducking

The carrying out of this extreme natural event is so rare only a few people on the entire planet have had the opportunity to witness its sheer brutal capacity. 'Ducking' Involves that of two ducks going about their daily business, however don't be fooled by the calm and reserved persona of these creatures, as deep within they posses a deep desire to cause pain and misery for that of their own species... When 'ducking' occurs, a male duck grabs the female violently around the neck pulling it into its own control, then submerges the female duck into the murky water beneath in a terrifying vortex of power. The fighting couple re-surface meters from where they entered, and at this point the male duck jumps on top of the shell shocked female duck, engaging in violent and painful humping actions, which can only be described as horrifying. After a few seconds the male duck jumps off and flees to avoid the wrath of an angry hormonal female duck after enduring been 'ducked' and brutally attacked. Just a few minutes after this terrible ordeal the ducks retreat to eating bread and generally floating around aimlessly... The ability of these innocent ducks to cause so much pain illustrates that of sheer beasts , of which should be approached with extreme caution. Overall ducks remain a un-harmful species but must be approached with caution.... Didn't think duck rape was possible?... It is now!

Ducking is a serious cause of over population

by BButcher555 April 21, 2011

Ducking

When a slut lays on her back and hangs her head over the edge of the bed and a guy stands in front of her and fucks her mouth. The act of ducking allows the slut to open her throat so that the guy can get his cock down her throat. Ducking is great way for whores to learn how to deep throat.

The only way that Holly was able to get a cock down her throat was by ducking.

by nolaxtogrind March 4, 2015

ducking

approved substitution for 'fucking'

this is ducking stupid

by Kengou October 10, 2003

Ducking

The act of ducks fucking dumbasses with wity dick-shaped dildos while just being ducks and living their lives.

John: When the ducks start'a duckin', the world order has been compromised and armageddon shall rain hellfire upon the non-believers like a blood snowstorm

Jason: who are you and why are you in my house and what tf ducking

John: ducks fuckin' dumbasses with dick-shaped dildos while they're just living their lives

by Chase Thundercock August 18, 2017

Ducking

Apple iPhone's auto-correct for "fucking"

iMessage: "Are you fucking kidding me"
iPhone autocorrect: "Are you ducking kidding me"

by Jonezie August 2, 2013