duchess

One who is classy, but with a lil bit of sass.

I thought she was bojangus, until miss priss had to get all duchess on me.

Haley eats sushi like a duchess.

by duchessfinley November 12, 2012

Duchess

A female equivalent of a duke.

The Duchess pretended to care deeply about the guy, though really she was too narcissistic to care more about what anybody that wasn't herself was doing (unless it involved spying on somebody for money). She would tell a guy put his dukes up and a female put her her duchesses up, because she was always acting tough thinking that the world was like that, where nothing was sacred, people were here just to survive and win in her mind.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Duchess

Someone that pretends to be more concerned about people than she is, since really being concerned about what people that are not yourself are doing (when there is no financial interest involved) would require her to quit being as narcissistic as she was, which would be like someone else trying to control her or tell her what to do in her mind, since the thought wasn't coming from her.

The Duchess was always acting too tough or wild and out of control, but never wanted the same measures used against everybody else when they got out of control used on her (but still wanted the measures used against them to make her feel more secure about her image).

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

Duchess

Another Name For A Girl, Woman or Lady. Also Used As Another Name For A Beautifully Gorgeous Girl, Woman or Lady Who Is Kind, Confident, Intelligently Sexxxy & Respectful Of Herself & Others.

Good Evening Duchess.

Shame On You Duchess, Standing There Before Me More Ravishing Then Ever. I'm Going To Have To Make A Citizens Arrest On You Duchess For Stealing All The Attentions.

by TIGERWOLF909 January 1, 2025

DUCHESS

Another Name For A Cool Rad Girl, Woman Or Lady.

Sup Duchess.
What Are You Doing Tonight? Hanging Out With Duchess.
Why Do You Always Hang With Duchess? She's A Cool Rad Girl/Person To Be Around.

by TIGERWOLF909 January 2, 2025

duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

Duchess Hump

A collection of fat at the base of one's neck. Formerly thought to be associated with old age. Early marker for obesity. The rounding of the back of the neck.

Is your auntie looking down at her shoes?
ANS: No. She is forced to look down because of the duchess hump on her neck.

by TallDarkandLovely May 8, 2011