Driftwood

Driftwood is a partial erection, or a half flaccid/half erect phallus. This is commonly acquired while one is interrupted during sexual activity. It can be confused with a "Broner," however, it is not the same.

I was about to bang this chick last night but then I got Driftwood and couldn't. At least she gave me a blowchub.

by daSHEEP February 04, 2011

driftwood

1. Persistent postcoital wood.

1. Sweet, you gonna lug that sticky driftwood back to the trunk?

by armsnlegs May 24, 2004

Driftwood

When a penis is only halfway erect

i expected morning wood, but when i awoke i was mildly amused that i only had driftwood.

by nikolijubalee July 01, 2011

Driftwood

The guy, or guys, that you meet and have sex with while you're at the beach. They, and their "wood", drift in and out of your life for the day/night, the week, the summer - however long you're in a beach environment.

Hey Cutie K, let's to the beach next week and pick up some shells and driftwood.

by DebDanger July 26, 2017

Driftwood Vagina

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.

Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.

by Anonymous Doctor November 16, 2010

Driftwood Crips

Driftwood Crips is one of most powerful gangs in Toronto Canada

Its really Driftwood Crips vs everybody

by J LøC July 09, 2023

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022