ding dong dooley

Slang for ass. Also known as the "Ding Dong Factory" ie: Where the Chocolate Pie comes from.

"Fuck in the Ding Dong Dooley, I have been shitted!"

by Zino March 26, 2003

Dong Dong Ditch

The sexual version of ding dong ditch where you slap your penis on the outside of a girl's vagina several times before bolting out of the room and leaving.

I didn't really want to have sex with her, but I wanted to know that I could, so I dong dong ditched her.

by electric_wings November 15, 2018

ding dong dooley

This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.

The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.

by Dirty Dave May 13, 2005

dong donks

A legal secretary who knows how to cut loose.

Woah! Check out Dong Donks touch type at 80 wpm and smash that glass of sav blanc.

by Jon Springs August 14, 2006

Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.

*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."

by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

Ding Dong Dome

n. The act of receiving fellatio from a whore (possibly a fatty) and then ditching her immediately after you bust the nut by sneaking through the window (or nearest exit) while her back is turned.

1. I confused the fuck out of that bitch when I pulled the old Ding Dong Dome on her dumb ass.

2. I was not trying to fuck that fatty nor was I trying to sleep there; I'm glad I knew how to Ding Dong Dome. WHEW!

by =>mittens<= May 1, 2009

Dong dong

It’s when someone spreads your cheeks so far that you can’t hold poop anymore

He dong dong me so I’ve shit myself ten times

by Niggaimseriousaboutmydong September 24, 2019