Dendrothymos

From the Greek δένδρο, dendro or tree, and θυμός, thymos or anger, is an uncontrolled anger reaction experienced by phylogeneticists (biologists who study evolution) when faced with a really bad evolutionary tree

Tom suffered a severe case of dendrothymos when he read that paper on fungi

by proffunguy August 5, 2016

Fuck Ass Dende

When you can tell someone's dick game is weak as fuck

Me: Ay, you got a Fuck Ass Dende boi
Person: Bruh, why would you say something like that?
Me: Cuz I can tell just from looking at ya.

Use of the word dende for dicks is credited to SSJ9k.

by ShurokDaDon June 27, 2017

Dendro-necrophiliac

One who performs sexual intercourse with dead trees.

Old Man James admitted that he was a dendro-necrophiliac.

by Jim6985 April 3, 2007

Dendle Penis

1)To have a Terrible connection on games
2)To be very uncoordinated

1)Man, i hate having dendle penis connection on Cod6.

by moatey212 November 15, 2009

Dende

A dragon ball z denfinition for dick

Oh my what a big dende!

by Pandex June 15, 2017

dendraphilia

to have sex with trees

john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine

by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008

dendiosis

A potentially serious condition in which one's sensitivity is impaired either physically or emotionally, or both. This includes the inability to feel burns and cuts on one's chest, or the ability to connect with one's roommate. Also known as antisensualism.

Megan 1: Hi, nice to meet you! ::offers to shake hand::
Megan 2: As I have a bad case of dendiosis, let's keep those fingers from clasping
Megan 1: Wow, that is really not interesting!

by EkariKeimai July 30, 2020