distant memory

a distant memory is a memory that feels like a blur or unreal
it can also mean a memory that happened a while ago

Mom: The memories of the fair feel distant
Daughter: Right, its a distant memory!

by 2wsertfyguh September 22, 2022

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

distant friends

not close friends but more of a aquntience

We are just distant friends

by A special person December 28, 2008

distant hugger

Someone who, when hugging or being hugged, try their hardest to keep their body as far away from the other person as possible.

girl 1: hey, i saw michael give you a hug earlier.
girl 2: yeah, too bad hes such a distant hugger

by near hugger February 18, 2010

Distant Socialing

The act of being uncomfortably close to everything you come in contact with.

Guy1: Have you heard about all the social distancing stuff?

Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?

by caved May 6, 2020

Distant Relative

A distant relative is someone that you can carelessly have sex with, because they are your family they can't really hate you, no matter how bad you are in bed

girl 1: Why did you do that to him??
girl 2: He's a distant relative ;) so it doesn't matter

by Shutupandlisten August 28, 2010

Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.

Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.

by Starr27 May 10, 2012