AIM ditched

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's

Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.

by CharEast January 11, 2009

Dinches

The appropriate term used when describing or talking about the length or width of a penis.

Ex: I bet my dick is bigger than yours..

I doubt it, i'm pushing about 8 and a half dinches.

by KCahn December 16, 2008

MSN Ditcher

When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar

I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"

by andale524 October 14, 2009

dutchess

a type of cigar similar to swisher sweets commonly used to roll marijuana with.

I split the dutchess and filled it with weed.

by Drew Dollars December 24, 2008

Ditcher

A Medieval person that digs ditches...

The Medieval ditcher was doing his job

by Kassandra75 December 18, 2012

Ditched

When you ask your buddy to pick you up and he tells you he'll be there soon. He says he's doing something else and he'll come later, then he just does it again and again.

AAAJ:Hey bud can you come drive me to this banger?Murph: Yeah I will be there in 20 I'm just changing my break pads on my piece of shit truck.

AAAJ: its been an hour and a half, where are you?
Murph: take a deep fucking breath I'll be there in 15.
AAAJ: Ahhhhhh I"m getting ditched

by Chilly and Hooley May 18, 2010

ditched the chowder

To drop everything you're doing, typically to pursue a hot girl that just walked by.

Yeah Ted was around earlier, but he ditched the chowder for this seven that stopped by earlier.

by McLeeloo May 18, 2010